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	It was Saturday night and the preacher still hadn't been able to thinkof a sermon for the next morning. About 9:00 p.m. he finally said to hiswife, "Dear, I think I've come up with the perfect sermon! I'm going to give asermon about horseback riding!" She said, "Don't be silly! You can't give a sermon about horsebackriding!" He replied, "Well, it's going to have to do because I've preached onjust about every other subject I can think of." The next morning as they were driving to church, she said, "I can'tbelieve that you're insisting on doing this! You know, If you're goingto give that silly sermon on horseback riding, I'm just going to stay inthe car during the service." He said, "OK, then, suit yourself!", so she stayed in the car.Entering church before the service, the preacher had a suddeninspiration and gave a hell-fire and brimstone sermon on SEX that just had thecongregation in awe. As the congregation filed out of the church, someof he members saw his wife sitting in the car and approached her window.One of them said, "Wow! you just missed the best sermon your husbandhas EVER given!" She said, "Yeah, right! What does he know about it! He talks big buthe's only tried it twice in his life! "Once before we were married and onceafter, and he fell off both times!"