The Reverend John Fuzz-Funny Story-

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	The Reverend John Fuzz was a pastor of a smallcongregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day,walking down Main St., he noticed a female member ofhis congregation sitting in the town bar, drinkingbeer. The reverend thought this was sinful and not somethinga member of his congregation should do. He walkedthrough the open door of the bar and sat down next tothe woman. "Mrs. Fitzgerald," the reverend said sternly. "Thisis no place for a member of my congregation. Whydon't you let me take you home?" "Sure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk.When Mrs. Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she beganto weave back and forth. The reverend realized thatshe had had too much to drink grabbed her arms tosteady her. When he did, they both lost their balanceand tumbled to the floor. After rolling around for afew seconds, the reverend wound up laying on top ofMrs. Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist. The bartender looked over the bar and said, "Here,here buddy, we won't have any of that carrying aroundin this bar!" The reverend looked up at the bartender and said, "Butyou don't understand, I'm Pastor Fuzz." The bartender nodded and said, "Hell then, if you'rethat far in, you might as well finish up."