Twelve Priests-Funny Story-

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	welve priests were about to be ordained.The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude,in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model dancedbefore them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were toldthat anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them wouldnot be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priestsuntil she got to the final priest,Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that itflew off, clattering across the ground and coming to rest in somenearby plant. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest andbent over to pick it up. All at once, eleven bells began to ring.