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| A man is driving with wife, when he is pulled over by a policeman. "Sir," says the cop. "You were going 60 in a 50." "No, I wasn't." "Yes, you were," says the wife. "Keep quiet!" says the man, angrily. "And you weren't wearing a seatbelt," says the cop. "Yes I was." "No, you weren't," says the wife. "SHUT UP!" says the man, really angry. "Ma'am," asks the cop, "is he always the rude and violent?" "Only when he's DRUNK." |
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