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	A frightened man dialed 911 to report! an assault."I was coming in the back door," said the man to the dispatcher,"when I was struck on the forehead. Luckily, I was able to getinto the house and lock the door. Please send help right away!" After advising him to stay calm, the dispatcher sent an officer to investigate.About a half hour later, the rookie returns to the station and issporting a large bump on his head. "What happened to you?," asked the chief. "Did you find the perp?" "Yes I did, and it was easy, chief," replied the rookie, rubbinghis sore head ... "I stepped on the rake, too."