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I was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where my husband wasstationed in the military. As I checked in at the airport, the ticket agentasked me some standard security questions. "Has anyone given you anypackages that you didn't pack yourself?" he asked.

I told him that my mother-in-law had given me a parcel to take to her son.

He looked at me very carefully and asked: "Does she like you?"