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	This is a true account recorded in the incident log of Jasper Cty, SCSheriff's Office. An elderly Sun City lady did her shopping at Wal-Mart and, uponreturning to her car, found four young men in the act of leaving with hervehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding toscream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it!Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They gotout and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to loadher shopping bags into; the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. Shewas so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She triedand tried, and then it dawned on her why. For the same reason she did notunderstand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs in the front seat.A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces fartherdown. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the Jasper Countysheriff's office to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. Hepointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting acar jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than fivefeet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. Nocharges were filed.