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| A woman sat in the waiting room when her octogenarian husband was inthe examination room for his annual physical. After awhile, the doctor came out and said: "Mrs. Garcia, nurse ishelping your husband with his clothes and would be out in a minute. Asfar as I can tell, he is in excellent health for his age. However, I amcurious about something." The woman said: "Yes Doctor, what is it?" The doctor said: "During the examination, Mr. Garcia said he waspleased that the bathroom lights came on automatically when he went tourinate in the middle of the night. Can you tell me what that's allabout?" The woman took a deep breath and said: "Oh no! he's peeing into thefridge again!" |
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