April Fools-Funny Story-

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	Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, whathappened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on myfront porch on a warm spring evening, when a young mancomes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since myAlbert died some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney : Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited.I haven't felt that good in years! Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that Ijust laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take menow!" Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fools!" Andthat's when I shot him, the little bastard.