Cowboy Boots-Funny Story-

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	An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray hadalways wanted a pair of authentic Cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale oneday, he buys them, and wears them home walking proudly. He walks intothe house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"Bessie looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks backinto the room completely naked except for the cowboy boots. Again,he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?" Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's so different? It's hanging down today,it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN,BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MYNEW BOOTS!!!!! To which Bessie replies, "Should a bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."