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| A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude, the captain made anannouncement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, thisis your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293,nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead isgood and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventfulflight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!" Silence. Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladiesand Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while Iwas talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee andspilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of mypants!" A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see theback of mine!" |
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