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| I've sure gotten old. I've had 2 By-pass surgeries. A hipreplacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes.I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, I'm winded,and subject to blackouts. I have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation, hardly feelmy hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Havelost all my friends. But... Thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license. |
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