Maude and Claude-Funny Story-

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	They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over timethat they enjoyed each other's company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out fordinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. Theyhad a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurantin town. Despite his age, they ended at his place for an after-dinner drink.Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor,Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared,each was lost for a time in their own thoughts..... Claude was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have beengentler." Maude was thinking: "If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have takenoff my pantyhose.