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| A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking agolf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with thedome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat readinga computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting.He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young manlooked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes, officer?" "What are you doing?" the policeman asked. "What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading amagazine." Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officerthen asked, "And what is she doing?" The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does itlook like? She's knitting." "And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man. "I'm nineteen," he replied. "And how old is she?" asked the officer. The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in abouttwelve minutes she'll be eighteen." |
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