Foreign | Animals | Male And Female | Religious | Blondes | other jokes | Search Links
|
College | Redneck | Female | Barroom | sexuality | Yo Mama | Children | Sports | Lawyer | Foreign | Animals | Male And Female | Religious | Blondes | other jokes | Search Links |
Texas Air Traffic Control |
Previous 5 topics: Parking Local Man Murdered Six Foot Two Prostitutes Parking Ticket Half-Fare Special Flight 293 Taxiway If Airlines Sold Paint . . . Blind Pilots |
|
| A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL CONVERSATION: Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to landeastbound on runway 9R." Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land oninfidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised!!" Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to landwestbound on runway 9R." Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel'srunway 9R.- -Allah is Great!!" Pause: Static............. Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC ! Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?" Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAYGOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!!INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!! Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tellAllah 'hey' for us -- ya hear? |
||