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The Painter & Her Eyesight |
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| There was a world famous painter who, in the prime of her career, started losing her eyesight. Fearful that she might lose her life as a painter, she went to see the best eye surgeon in the world. After several weeks of delicate surgery and therapy, her eyesight was restored. Thepainter was so grateful that she decided to show her gratitude by repainting the doctor'soffice. Part of her work included painting a gigantic eye on one wall. When she hadfinished her work, she held a press conference to unveil her latest work of art: thedoctor's office. During the press conference, one reporter noticed the eye on the wall,and asked the doctor, ''What was your first reaction upon seeing your newly painted office,especially that large eye on the wall?'' ''Thank God I'm not a gynecologist.'' |
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